Monday, September 3, 2012

Just a joke..........!!!!

 

 

Love Is Life

Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the happiness

 

LIVE while you are alive ...!!!

 

  "It is better to try and fail than failing to try ,success lies in that attempt itself."

   

    "Don't let anyone steal your dreams. Follow your heart, no matter what"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the 
ball into the woods. 
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog 
in a trap. 

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I 
will grant you three wishes." 
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes


Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman 
said, "That's okay." 

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most 
beautiful woman in the world. 
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this 
wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis 
whom women will floc to". 
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will 
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." 
So, KAZAM- 
she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 

For her second wish, she 
wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 
The frog said, "That will make 
your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than 
you. "  
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's 
his is mine." 
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world! 

The 
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a 
mild heart attack." 

Moral of the story: 
Women are clever. Don't 
mess with them. 


Attention 
female readers: 
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue 
feeling good


Male 
readers: Please scroll down. 


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The man had a heart attack ten times 
"milder" than his wife!!! 


Moral of the story 
Women are really dumb but think they're really smart 

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! 


You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.

 

 

 

  

 

 

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