Monday, December 3, 2012

Laugh for a while........

 

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !..........

 

Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!

 

Junior : no!

 

Boss: I'm the boss of this office.

 

Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?

 

Boss: no!

 

Junior: Thank God. (and disconnected da phone)..... :D

 

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girl: hi baby! :)

boy: hi my lovely..

(sending failed)

 

girl: are u there??

boy: yes ! yes i am here!

(sending failed)

 

girl: are u ignoring me or what ???

boy: honey im not.... im here..

(sending failed)

 

girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!

boy: DAMN! go to hell !

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(message sent) :D

 

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Interviewer Asked Candidate:

"How Many Senses Does A Man Have ... ?"

 

Candidate Replied: "5 Sir!!"

 

Interviewer: "Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th Sense Also & That's Common Sense..

Which You Don't Seem To Have. . ."

 

Candidate: "Sir, There Is 7th Sense

Also...

That's Non-Sense Which You Are Talking

 

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Soul 1: How did you die?

Soul 2: Due to cold, you?

Soul 1: I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house, found none, felt guilty and committed suicide...

Soul 2: You should have looked in the fridge...Both of us would have been alive.!!!

 

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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl :

 

After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law :

 

"YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS"

 

The smart Father-in-law Replied :

 

1 year Warranty expired !

Company is not Responsible.

 

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Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old, he will die soon and i will be rich, will u marry me?

 

Girl : No

 

A week later she was his mother!

 

Moral : Never give ideas to a Woman. :) ;)

 

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Boy was sleeping in class.

His head was going down and down due to sleep.

Teacher comes and asks "what is this?".

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Boy : "Gravitational Force"! :)

 

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2 frds talking:

1st Friend : Hey, I got married!

2nd Friend : Oh,dats gud!

 

1st Friend : No,dats bad. she's ugly!

2nd Friend : Oh,dats Bad!

 

1st Friend : No.dats Gud. She's rich!

2nd Friend : Oh! Dats gud!

 

1st Friend : No,dats bad ! she won't give me a rupee!

2nd Friend : Oh, dats bad!

 

1st Friend : No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house!

2nd Friend : Oh.dats gud.

 

1st Friend : No.dats bad! The house burnt down!

2nd Friend : Oh,dats bad!.

 

1st Friend : No, dats gud! She was inside......:P :D

 

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Interviewr: if the earth Rotates 30 times faster wat'll happen...?

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Candidate : V'll get Salary everyday. :D

 

 

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