Friday, January 25, 2013

A mental hospital love story

The love story of Ron and Edna.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean

they don't love you with all they have.

Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were

walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ron suddenly jumped into the deep

end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna heroic act she immediately

ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to

be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad

news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to

rationally

respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you

love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad

news is, Ron hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right

after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied (you'll love this) .

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, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

 

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