Tuesday, January 22, 2013

FUNNY WEDDING QUERY..!!!

Wedding Query........ ........

HUSBAND'S QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE
MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )

AS
BEGIN


SELECT
Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'

AND
Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND
BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MBA) AND Having Brothers= Null

AND
Sisters =Full



SELECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance

FROM
FatherInLaw

UPDATE
MyBankAccout

SET
MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal


UPDATE
MyLocker

SET
MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTO
MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO

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Then the wife writes the below query:


DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;

 

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