Wednesday, January 2, 2013

INSTALLING HUSBAND!

INSTALLING HUSBAND! 

A woman writes to the IT Technical support..... 

Dear 
Tech Support 

Last year I upgraded from 
Boyfriend 5.0 toHusband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in theflower and jewellery applications , which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. 

In addition, 
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 andPersonal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0 ,MONEY 3.0 andCRICKET 4.1. 

Conversation 8.0 
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. 

Please note that I have tried 
runningNagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? 

Signed, 
Wife 1.0 


REPLY 


DEAR Madam 


First, keep in 
mind,Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter
command:ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update 
If that application works as 
designed,Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5... 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to 
Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that 
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall 
theBoyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. 

In summary, 
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software 
to improve memory and performance. 
We 
recommend:Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. 

 

 

 

       

 

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