Monday, February 11, 2013

Jokes_keep smiling

Jokes Mania..
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Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...


E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!

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When do you know ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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What is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognize?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly? think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendance... :-P

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI
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SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
 U r my Best Wife?


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