Wednesday, May 8, 2013

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The Touching Speech

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter,
ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to
carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off.

Otherwise they were all going to fall.

They were not able to choose that person, but
then the woman made a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of
the rope, because as a woman, she was used to
giving up everything for her husband and kids,
and for men in general, without ever getting
anything in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men
started clapping their hands...!!!





Telling a lie is

A fault for a little boy

An art for a lover

An accomplishment for a bachelor

A matter of survival for a Married Man..!!!!!




Latest Research:

Boys always remain faithful to their girlfriend…


Which girlfriend???

That's still a topic of research…!!! :P



Simple Operation


A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor…!!!!!



Pick-up Lines and Replies

  1. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
    SHE: Okay, get out!
  2. HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
  3. HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
  4. HE: Can I buy you a drink?
    SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
  5. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
  6. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
  7. HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
  8. HE: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
    SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  9. HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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